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MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm Jess, this is my psychotic page on this psychotic website! :-)


This is ME!
See? I'm crazy. Blue and purple hair, feather boa, face paint, icy lip gloss...bwahahaha, I'm coming to get you! And they're coming to take me away...haha, hehe, hoho...to the happy home...with trees, and flowers, and chirping birds...and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes...and they're coming to take me away!!!!!
  See? Memememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Name: Jess

Alias: Gaia Storm, Spin, Jessabell, Jessobean, Jessobran, Jezzie, Jez, Jezzabelle, Batman the Insane Psycho Bitch, The Cold No-Nonsense Chick of the Apocalypse, Dumbo the Falling Elephant...the list goes on and on and on and on and et cetera...

Age: 15

Email: dolphyn396@attbi.com

Home: Salem, NH

AIM SN: Lioness396

DOB: 6/5/87

Eyes: Last time I checked, I still had two. They're blue, most of the time. Sometimes my contact lenses make them look funny.

Hair: Blonde, usually. It sometimes changes colors on me.

Height: About 5'7"

Weight: None of your business!!!!!

Hobbies: Websites, writing, reading, wasting time online, stalking random guys, failing miserably at HTML, AIM, RPGs and Guilds, pissing off my parents, being insane...

Likes: See "Hobbies". I also like scythes, rain, snow, night time, the show Survivor (ETHAN FOREVER!), movies, books, computers, sleeping, Frontpage, Brinkster.com, pissing people off, Wicca, chocolate, pointless rambling, spending my life in front of a computer screen typing random things like this...

Dislikes: Idiots, horny bastards, headaches, food (don't ask, long story), HTML, sappy poetry, sad endings, TV (except Survivor! ETHAN FOREVER!), patheticness, the common cold, death, Jeff, Nate, Rob, my bad habits, LiveJournal codes...

Favorite TV Shows: Survivor and CSI. That's it, I don't watch a ton of TV.

Favorite Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, High Anxiety, The Patriot, Clue, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knight's Tale...there's wayyyy too many to name them all.

Favorite Bands/Singers: Blink182, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Greenday, Moxy Fruvous, Weird Al Yankovic, Metallica, Weezer...and it keeps going and going and going and going...

Fears: Clowns, ants, rejection, and Barbie.

Favorite Colors: Black and Green

Homepage: Here

I'M A SEXY BITCH!!!!! ;-)

Random Insult:
"Who's she marrying?"

"A total penis."

"What is it about penises that they always get such great wives?"

~From "Four Weddings and a Funeral"




Me, Again
Me with my dyed red hair. :-D It's faded now...but c'est la vie...


My Trademark
This is Gaia's Scythe. It's my trademark, and my main site's logo.
 
   
 

The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know, so why study?!